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judging hope's new house only on the basis that the toilet is too small, no other amazing positive features make up for the hilariously small toilet

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bringing my arms up to stretch and accidentally popping my whole body out of socket, thereby escaping the material plain

don't even read it's not worth it, talking about my body 

sure hope someone tells me what constitutes real fat vs small fat so I know if I'm allowed to talk about being fat on here

oh good I'm having a shitty night, just what I wanted

personally the most appealing part of astrology for me is constantly being read for filth

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I am not paying attention to the plot of this movie but it's fine I am sure it is completely irrelevant to the experience of watching it

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boomer's grandma is in everything now, she is the only old lady actress, she is everyone's grandma

I am too emotionally fragile to watch horror movies right now so I think I will watch a shitty horror comedy??? I keep watching phasmophobia streams but accidentally keep looking away every time a ghost pops up so I've somehow not been afraid of those but a movie I think is too much...

I think I should be allowed to pet my animal crossing villagers they look soft

I am not sure if I should try harder to not be discouraged so frequently or if I should immediately give up everything I ever try tbh

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Moneys post 

I hate to ask because I always feel like there are people more deserving but if you have any leeway and able to help even a little I would really really appreciate it. My rent balance is $540 and I don't know when anything else is coming through. I could maybe even pay you back after, eventually :blobcatmeltcry:

paypal.me/LDOPA008

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so sleepy I think I will curl into a ball and lay in a sunbeam while it's still occasional sunbeam time

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gonna put my taint to warm under the heat lamps at the deli

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Cursed images, white people being far too white. 

What the fuck.

This man makes piss kombucha.

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