Hi, I keep the lights on at this instance
Pokémon Go to the Polls Show more
Damn... Lugia's lookin' thicc
Pokémon Nuzlocke Show more
I'm thinking of doing a custom rule for my Pokemon Yellow nuzlocke: If Pikachu dies, that's an automatic failure
Pokemon Yellow nuzlocke, Pokemon death Show more
RIP to a real one, Allie the Nidoran♀️. This happened on the plane the other day and I had to turn off the game because I got so discouraged.
Capitalism stole an hour of my life today, I was snuggling with my boo and our babies before work and then all of a sudden I was late for work.
Fuck you, Daylight Savings Time
It's military propaganda but so is iron Man and that doesn't stop me from enjoying it
Maybe can we just stop letting the DoD bankroll Hollywood movies???
Eager to watch captain marvel... But also... I'm not???
the orange vanilla c*ca c*ola is actually pretty good
Momo, shitpost Show more
Colonel, I'm trying to make kids do dangerous challenges, but I'm dummy thcc, and the clap from my asscheeks keep alerting the media
photo of ocarina shaped like a cicada
Might fuck around and try to get an IT apprenticeship
When you're an uncircumcised penis
(Selfie, ec, not Lewd)
Uspol, shitpost Show more
Real worried the Mueller report is just gonna be one page that says
He said covfefe
Started a Pokemon Yellow nuzlocke on a whim. RIP Remy the Ratata, who died because I wasn't paying attention
I wish Pokémon Go Snapshot had more features. I know they just added it but I'd like to see them able to do more than just the attack animations, maybe the poses from Pokémon Amie/Refresh. Maybe someday
Pokémon Go to the Polls, GoSnapshot Show more
He no like his picture taken
Dr Phil, eye contact, twitter Show more
It's t-shirt time
Sittin' in a cafe in Omaha because it's 9° F as fuck outside
I'm going on a plane tomorrow, recommend me some movies to download on Netflix
Uspol, Howard Schultz Show more
pee pee poo poo
When I finally quit Starbucks I'm gonna paint my fingernails
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