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Pokémon Go to the Polls 

Pokémon Nuzlocke 

Pokemon Yellow nuzlocke, Pokemon death 

Capitalism stole an hour of my life today, I was snuggling with my boo and our babies before work and then all of a sudden I was late for work.

Fuck you, Daylight Savings Time

It's military propaganda but so is iron Man and that doesn't stop me from enjoying it

Maybe can we just stop letting the DoD bankroll Hollywood movies???

Eager to watch captain marvel... But also... I'm not???

the orange vanilla c*ca c*ola is actually pretty good

Momo, shitpost 

Medic boosted

Might fuck around and try to get an IT apprenticeship

When you're an uncircumcised penis

(Selfie, ec, not Lewd)

Uspol, shitpost 

Started a Pokemon Yellow nuzlocke on a whim. RIP Remy the Ratata, who died because I wasn't paying attention

I wish Pokémon Go Snapshot had more features. I know they just added it but I'd like to see them able to do more than just the attack animations, maybe the poses from Pokémon Amie/Refresh. Maybe someday

Pokémon Go to the Polls, GoSnapshot 

Dr Phil, eye contact, twitter 

Sittin' in a cafe in Omaha because it's 9° F as fuck outside

(Selfie, ec)

I'm going on a plane tomorrow, recommend me some movies to download on Netflix

Uspol, Howard Schultz 

When I finally quit Starbucks I'm gonna paint my fingernails

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