Music is a sham. Vampire weekend contains no actual vampires, everyone in weezer breathes normally and don't even get me started on barenaked ladies
@Taweret And what even the hell is a pearl jam
@breakfastgolem @Taweret it's masturbating (women)
@ItsJenNotGabby @breakfastgolem @Taweret I thought it was cum
@medic @breakfastgolem @Taweret yeah, i think it's female cum though. Could be wrong but that's what i recall
@medic @breakfastgolem @Taweret eh, I googled and it says it's a myth? Idk. Says they used to just make up stories but the real origin is some lame boring bullshit, so Im sticking with "female cum" because "polishing the pearl" is a real thing so
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