Hi, I keep the lights on at this instance
Thinking about prestiging my Mastodon account
I'm thinking about this onion headline CONSTANTLY
George rawr 🐈 rawr 🐈 martin
Political alignment meme: who would say this is accurate?
Lewd, shitpost Show more
Thinking about becoming the kind of guy that buys a Rick and Morty Plumbus shaped sex toy and then get bent out of shape when my spouse doesn't want to use it
Rest in Power Maverick the Pikachu, your death will not be in vain
Press F to pay respects
Equinox comes from Latin meaning "night horse" because it was believed that a horse would come in at night and change the seasons up
is it gay to unionize? You be organizing workers into a union. ☕️🤔
DSA dandruff haver caucus
Gudetama is an anti-racist icon now
Gonna shave my head tomorrow and do the bald+beard look. Will be a handsome boy.
The famous "The Aristocrats" joke but it's the Clinton family
I wonder what pornhub's traffic was like during the Facebook outage the other day
The only difference is that your cheeseburger has arugula on it
gastropub is just a pretentious way of saying "bar and grill"
Pokémon Go to the Polls Show more
Damn... Lugia's lookin' thicc
Pokémon Nuzlocke Show more
I'm thinking of doing a custom rule for my Pokemon Yellow nuzlocke: If Pikachu dies, that's an automatic failure
Pokemon Yellow nuzlocke, Pokemon death Show more
RIP to a real one, Allie the Nidoran♀️. This happened on the plane the other day and I had to turn off the game because I got so discouraged.
Capitalism stole an hour of my life today, I was snuggling with my boo and our babies before work and then all of a sudden I was late for work.
Fuck you, Daylight Savings Time
americassweethe.art is one server in the network