Thinking about prestiging my Mastodon account

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Political alignment meme: who would say this is accurate?

Lewd, shitpost 

Rest in Power :fat_pikachu2: Maverick the Pikachu, :fat_pikachu: your death will not be in vain

Equinox comes from Latin meaning "night horse" because it was believed that a horse would come in at night and change the seasons up

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is it gay to unionize? You be organizing workers into a union. ☕️🤔

Gonna shave my head tomorrow and do the bald+beard look. Will be a handsome boy.

The famous "The Aristocrats" joke but it's the Clinton family

I wonder what pornhub's traffic was like during the Facebook outage the other day

The only difference is that your cheeseburger has arugula on it

gastropub is just a pretentious way of saying "bar and grill"

Pokémon Go to the Polls 

Pokémon Nuzlocke 

Pokemon Yellow nuzlocke, Pokemon death 

Capitalism stole an hour of my life today, I was snuggling with my boo and our babies before work and then all of a sudden I was late for work.

Fuck you, Daylight Savings Time

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